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Originally Posted by Thomas Dalton
Of course, it's cheaper to marry her, and then kiss.
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It all depends on the deal her father is offering you. If he wants 51 shekels, the sensible thing to do is to tackle her and shove your tallywacker into her cooter (not her anus, which is right behind it -be careful). Hopefully God will not punish her for being raped by making her deliver a bastard, but if she does, you can always make him a eunuch. That way there will not be 10 generations of damned bastards who have to burn in Hell, just 1.
Of course rape is very bad and should only be undertaken in Biblically appropriate situations such as this one.