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Originally Posted by Johan Olivier
What is the difference between Jesus and a period? A period comes back.
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That's silly, dear. The LORD made a woman's cycle to work on a schedule (presumably so she would never forget her natural place in life: Genesis 3:16). Jesus, unlike a woman's cycle, will come back but one time, and quite unexpectedly at that.
But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child;
and they shall not escape.
But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
1 Thessalonians 5:1-4