Praise Ocidnac!
Bramen!
Maybe if you study the Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus, you will find your path to eternal Debielheid.
I quote:
In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the Aldebielige created his self, after that he created the Ragus, the Debiele power.
The Aldebielige said: "Let there be light, for the Ragus to find his way to the human kind." Ocidnac switched on the lights and saw that it was Debiel.
After that, he created the universe with the words: I create this universe for the Debiliteit to stay.
Then he took a break, for he had already worked ten full minutes.
After that, he created the humans, saying: There must be someone for the Ragus to go to, Debiliteit wil appear and they will worship it.
In the end, Ocidnac created Ydnac, saying: Is it not Debiel that I create an enemy?
The universe was complete, except for the Prophet, who will appear sooner or later.
Praise the Howly Bookus Vanus Ocidnacus!
Bramen
"Via in lollae fortiter Debilitas est"