I'm offended that the latest Star Trek movie didn't show the true story about that awesome three-way my younger self had with younger Uhura and her hot green roommate back at the Academy.
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.