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Default Re: COCA COLA : Harmless soft drink? OR BABY-KILLING ABORTIONIST? - 04-26-2009, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by ethelthefrog View Post
I'm currently in college, and my roommate drinks Coca Cola on a daily basis. Is there anything I can do to stop him?
If he drinks it out of a can wait until he is taking a gulp and then slam the bottom of the can as hard as you can with your palm. If he drinks it out of one of those large plastic bottles wait until he's gone and pee in the bottle. A little more each day until he notices his Coke is yellow.


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