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Default Re: Smile and Laugh With God! :D - 09-08-2010, 01:24 AM

When the Ark finally came to rest, Noah opened the door and told all of the animals to "go forth and multiply". After the animals left, he was doing a last walk through and found two snakes crying in the corner.

"What's the matter? We've landed, go forth and multiply!"

The snakes looked up and between sobs said "we can't, we're adders."

Genesis 8:17 Bring forth with thee every living thing that is with thee, of all flesh, both of fowl, and of cattle, and of every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth; that they may breed abundantly in the earth, and be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth.


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