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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Easter is all about the murder of Jesus by the joos and how God brought Him back after three days (time for the joos to think about what they did).
I can just imagine what it must of been like for Christ. Having to drag that giant cross through town and up in to the mountains. The shame He endure digging a hole so it could be stood upright. Having huge spike driven through His hands and feet. All the while, know His Faith in Himself would be enough.
Had Jesus not done that, all people would never have the chance to repent. Sin filled children would remain like that for all of eternity. Hated by everyone, despised by God.
Here at the Hutchins house, we have a lamb each Easter. The UnSaved© children are instructed to pick out their favorite lamb. It is placed in a pen. The unbaptized Children have to kill it with rocks then roll in the blood. Those that manage to be covered, are baptized and allowed to eat the Easter Lamb. Those that fail at the task get nothing though in three days, they are allowed to gnaw at the remaining bones.
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In other words a typical True Christian™ Easter celebration. Praise Jesus.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)