OYK's your...ahh..."wisdom" (snicker, snicker)...NEVER ceases to AMAZE me. Here love, try this one on....why don't we just say the following as far as YOU holy bible is concerned:
Living and having fun--FORBIDDEN!
Breathing--FORBIDDEN!!
Falling in love and having SEX--ABSOLUTELY FORBIDDEN!!!
Being a human being---FORBIDDEN!
Making mistakes in life---FORBIDDEN!!
Thinking for yourself--FORBIDDEN!!!
But, love, what might be OK as far as YOUR book of MYTHS is concerned? Oh don't tell me, love. I'll just add the following:
Being a hypocrite--OK!
Being a racist and sexist--ABSOLUTELY OK!!
Being full of HATE and passing it off as "love"--OK!
Being blinded by self righteousness--SURE OK!
Judging other people ruthlessly and WITHOUT compassion-THIS is OK for SURE!
Hating two people who TRULY love each other and who just happen to be of the SAME sex--YOU BET YOUR LAST PENNY IT"S OK!!!
Being psychotic and on the loose---OH YEAH, IT"S OK!!!
Being mean, hateful, and spiteful--ALL THIS IS BIBLICALLY OK FOR CHRISTIANS!!!
Now, love, COME ON!! I mean...really....love...don't you think your book of fairy tales is a bit much?? I DO!!
You know...ON...YOUR...KNEES...we could go up to the lab and...snicker, snicker...discuss this further....shall we say...over a few glasses of....LMAO.....of.......
JESUS JUICE