Sarah Palin Desserts - Moose Mousse -
09-12-2008, 09:02 AM
I hope Sarah doesn't mind me sharing this secret Moose dessert recipe of hers.... Moose Mousse is an old Palin family recipe that Sarah shared with me while passing through Iowa.
Ingredients:
One Dead Moose
One Very Powerful Food Processor
5 Pounds of Refined White Sugar
Whipped Cream
1 Case of Maraschino Cherries
Preparation
Make sure moose is dead, then remove liver. Discard remaining moose (save the antlers for gun rack).
Turn on very powerful food processor and gently drop moose liver in it.
Make a phone call about banning books, etc...
Add 5 pound bag of sugar to whirring liver mixture, mix more.
Make a phone call about eliminating recreational sex in teenagers, etc...
Spoon Moose Mousse into seldom used Margarita glasses, top with whipped cream and a cherry (not a metaphorical one).
Serve!
Jesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.
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