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Default Re: 8 Reasons Why God Hates the Faroe Islands! - 07-03-2014, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Myrexxie View Post
4. Here are a lot of Christian people.
8. That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.

Góðan dagin

Stuttligt at hitta teg.

As the above issues (4 and 8) are among the most CRUCIAL regarding your possible release from SATAN, I concentrate on them.

It's difficult to see the foolishness and mistakes of one's own life and culture, is it not?

Proverbs 16:2
All the ways of a man are clean in his own eyes; but the LORD weigheth the spirits.
(For your convenience: Allar leiðir mansins eru reinar í hansara egnu eygum, men HARRIN vigar andarnar.)

First issue. Faroese people are NOT Christians. They are Lutherans (more than 80%). Loot her anusians are cat licks in disguise and cat licks are not Christians. Admittedly, 10% of your population on your desolate skerries belong to Brøðrasamkoman, a branch of Plymouth Brethren, which do have some admirable properties, separate roles for men and women, reliance on Bible, proper baptism, etc. Such a minority is of course not adequate to counterweight the disastrous effect Loot her anusism has had on your society.

Furthermore, you society is on the verge of the Sodomitic Meltdown and ultimate Disaster! Your age of consent has been set at 15 for both sinful pre-marital regular sex but also for HOMERSEX. This means that HOMERS HAVE THE LEGAL RIGHT AND OBLIGATION TO BANG YOUNG BOYS AS MUCH AS THEY WISH! Your population wants to introduce HOMER MARRIAGE by a wide margin.

A society that propagates these vile practices is NOT Christian, albeit some individuals may try to cling to Faith despite of the overall situation.

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That it is a ram don't have anything with the approval of bestiality that is just what we chose.


This is outrageous. You admit that bestiality is something you CHOSE deliberately!



Exodus 22:19
Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death.

(For your convenience: Ein og hvør, ið hevur við kríatúr at gera, skal lata lív.)


These are some of the principal issues you'll have to deal with to escape the WRATH OF GOD.

Exodus 22:24
And my wrath shall wax hot, and I will kill you with the sword; and your wives shall be widows, and your children fatherless.
(Og vreiði Mín skal tendrast, og Eg skal sláa tykkum við svørði, so konur tykkara verða einkjur, og børn tykkara faðirleys.)


Denial is not the way to combat these things. Instead, do repentance, fasting, sackcloth (despite your abominable climate). Then we can talk again.

Jonah 3:8 But let man and beast be covered with sackcloth , and cry mightily unto God: yea, let them turn every one from his evil way, and from the violence that is in their hands. (Nei, tey skulu sveipast í syrgibúna, bæði menniskju og kríatúr; og tey skulu rópa til Gud, alt tað tey eru ment - og venda við, hvør av óndu leið síni og frá órættinum, ið hongur uppi í hondum hansara.)


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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Last edited by Elmer G. White; 07-03-2014 at 05:42 AM. Reason: Oh, dear, what a headache from these vile satanic letters these folks use! "ð" and "ø". Gotta PRAY for JESUS!
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