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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
I scored a death bed conversion just the other day in Des Moines, brethren. An eight year old child on life support. I told him that he would burn in Hell for all eternity if He didn't believe what I said. I told him his Lutheran parents were predestined by God for eternal damnation, that all of his friends from church would burn in the Lake of Fire.
But not him! He was special. He would meet God and Jesus and Christopher Hitchens and Charles Darwin and every other saved person in Heaven, and all his desires would be fulfilled instantaneously for all eternity!
He cried and he cried as I left the room. He must have felt so lucky to be saved at the last second like that.
He died later that day. I asked the nurse who the last visitor to see him was. It was me. Praise Jesus!
I'm sure he will thank me when I follow in his footsteps.
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God bless you, Brother Billy Bob. You are a busy man with many obligations, but took time to save a Lutheran child from eternity in hell.
If we all monitor the halls of Methodist and St. Marys hospitals, we will find these cases where patients die before anyone can reverse our conversions.