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Join Date: Oct 2013
Location: In a cave with my coven
BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.BethWilson is a sorcerer and idolater who follows false gods and will rot in Hell.
Default Re: Signs your child has been lured into the Wicca cult - 10-09-2013, 04:53 AM

1. One or more of your pets are missing. This could be due to animal sacrifice.
None of my pets are missing.
2. Candles in the bedroom.
Whats wrong with candles? They're very nice looking. Anyways heres a candle gif for you all. Admire it!



3. Is a fan of the rock and roll "musical" Wicked.
What's wrong with rock and roll, or any other music related to it?
4. Veganism.
Not vegan. I love meat too much!
5. Possession of condoms.
It means you're using protection!
6. Bite marks on your baby.
Don't have children.
7. Is a Godless gothic.
NO. Just no.
8. A hint of brimstone in the air that Febreze just can't cover.
No
9. Repeated viewings of the Wizard Of Oz where they boo Dorothy for killing the Wicked Witch.
Oh wow
10. Wearing brightly colored scarves and cheap jangly jewelry.
Yes, I wear them.
11. Wears a crucifix (Warning: This could also mean they have been lured into the Catholic cult).
No, I do not.
12. Hasn't been lured into the Catholic cult, but is still pleasant to Catholic priests (who deliver orders to witches from Satan).
Not at all.
13. Has a cat.
And I love her with all my heart!
14. Is a lesbian or homos*xual.
I'm bi.
15. Votes DemocRAT.
Don't vote
16. Hisses at the sight of a Bible.
Nope
17. Is a feminazi.
Not really. Though I do support women's rights
18. Refuses to spend her Eve's curse time in the menstrual shed.
That's sick. You guys need professional help.
19. Upon seeing a Christian child, starts drooling and going "Mmmmmmmm..."
No no no no no.
20. Listens to the "music" of Cher.
I actually do like some of her music
21. Unexplained blood stains on clothing, skin, or hair.
No
22. Has items that state they are with "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob".
Ew, Twilight.
23. When offered ice cream, will ask for a "gelato" instead.
I love ice cream!!
24. Screams when you take them into a church and/or will not sit still during the service.
No one takes me to church, and even if I did I wouldn't be screaming.
25. Wants to wear a costume for HELLoween.
Yes yes yes!!!
26. Asks why you are handing out Chick tracts instead of candy to their fellow coven members who have disguised themselves for "trick or treating".
I don't go trick or treating.
27. Has read Harry Potter.
Only books 1-3. I have yet to read the others. I have seen the movies
28. Has videotapes of Bewitched stashed under the bed.
No
29. Has had an abortion.
Okay, I've never had an abortion and I support. Why? Because a teenager girl, say about 14 or younger, is not going to want to take care of a baby. They're going to want to do other things instead. A rape victim, do you honestly think that they're going to want to take care of child after a traumatizing experience like that? They'll be having other things to worry about. And what if a mother is at risk of dying or the baby is going to have birth defects?
30. Claims Benghazi is a ginned up controversy.
Don't know what that is....
31. "Flips the bird" at American servicemen.
No
32. Sleeps until noon on Saturdays and holidays.
Yes, I do sometimes
33. Makes gagging sounds during decent Christian prayers.
No
34. Supports the construction of the Ground Zero mosque.
I don't care.
35. Isn't married but is no longer a virgin.
Not a virgin and not married, but in a relationship <3
36. Drives a Prius.
I don't drive.
37. Doesn't like going out in the sun, claims a fear of of the nonsensical "disease" "melanoma".
I do go out in the sun. Only when its not too damn bright and hot out.
38. Supports Obamacare, won't admit to the hidden passages in that flawed law that will be used to procure human sacrifices.
I don't care about that
39. Fornicates with Satan.
Nope
40. Will fill uterus or anus with serpents then defile self with cross.
No
41. Will float when dunked in water.
No
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