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Originally Posted by Still the Horse Guy
Here are a few of my questions:
1. Why did You allow Jones to beat Moore in Alabama? I know many people were praying for Moore to win. You said where two or more of us are gathered in Your Name, there You would be. You said that if two or more agree on something here on Earth, it would be done in Heaven. What Gives, Jeez?
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One word: Sodomy.
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2. I would like my application for residency to be approved. Can't You help with this? Gettin' a little less omnipotent are we, Lord?
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a. Yes, I can but as stated earlier, I've delegated this to Big Zeke. b. No, we aren't (the first part was not a question, was it?).
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3. What's up with my Dad's health? It just keeps improving. Think of all the tithes that are going to the Catholic Church right now when they could be coming into the coffers of Landover Baptist Church.
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It's not only his health that is up these days. Two words: sodomy and the blue pill. Two more words: Free Will (one of Dad's less brilliant ideas).
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4. There is a new guy at church who is really handsome and I want to get to know him better. (so we can be platonic buds, of course) You know the one I'm talking about, because You know everything. Please don't tell me someone who dresses like he does is more into Sister Evelyn Jones than a handsome well built young and intelligent certified equine gnathologist? (Again, as a manly, platonic, let's go work out and shower together buddy)
In You [I prefer thee],
BrotherLarry
(The Horse Guy)
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OK, I won't tell you that.