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Default Re: Egyptian islamofascists propose legalizing necrophilia for up to 6 hours after death - 04-27-2012, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
On a theological note - which is what we should be discussing, as the wife's soul (if women do have souls) has departed, then such a deed would be the equivalent of mounting an animal, as animals have no souls.
No, no, no. Perversion is defined as spilling seed without creating legitimate babies. Homosexuality, masturbation, pedophillia, beastiality, necrophillia, adultery, pre-marital sex, oral, anal and nasal sex, these are all equal perversions.

Mounting an animal is wrong because either the seed will be wasted, or the resulting pregnancy will be a monster. If you use an animal as a fluffer to help you impregnate your wife, where is the sin? No spilled seed, no mixed-species children. Same with using a dead wife as a fluffer.

I know this sounds strange to young men like yourself, but once you're as old as me, you will understand why King Solomon needed a fluffer:

1 Kings 1:1-4: 1 Now king David was old and stricken in years; and they covered him with clothes, but he gat no heat.

2 Wherefore his servants said unto him, Let there be sought for my lord the king a young virgin: and let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.

3 So they sought for a fair damsel throughout all the coasts of Israel, and found Abishag a Shunammite, and brought her to the king.

4 And the damsel was very fair, and cherished the king, and ministered to him: but the king knew her not.


I will NOT be called a pervert just because some stupid Saudi Princess couldn't pronounce the safe-word.


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