Re: Sherrif Richards Rescues Wayward Wife from the Influence of Evil Neighbor Kids -
03-27-2013, 01:57 AM
Aaron got home from Florida and told me to tell everybody that I'm sorry that i caused all that trouble by leaving the house with those kids. When officer Don brought me home, I called Aaron on his celphone and told him what i did. He told me I was on restriction and not to use the computer, or the phone, or to take a bath, and to only eat canned radishes until he got home.
My other punishment is that i can't wear shoes for a whole month, since that might keep me on the property. This morning, i stepped on some rusty wire out by the hog pen. I barely felt it on account of the snow. It really hurts now though, but it serves me right for being so uppity.
YIC
Mrs. Aaron Portway
Aaron said I should have this for my signature to remind me how to be a good wife.
"Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians."
Pat Robertson
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