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Post Re: False Religions And Cults - 02-05-2019, 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by OneFailure View Post
You don't think they should be called Jehovahs witnesses
The point has soared right over your pin-shaped head, ballet boy.


Regarding the people behind these texts we were discussing, here are some hints to help you arrive at the truth:
  • Their name starts with J and ends with W. There is a vowel in between.
  • They are mentioned in the Bible.
  • Hitler wasn't overly fond of them. Neither are Muslims.
  • They control the media and global finances.
  • Their symbol is the Star of David.
  • They eat pancakes made out of potatoes.
  • They masterminded 9/11.
  • Their clerics are called rabbis.
  • The men tend to wear dumb little hats on the tops of their heads.
  • They often have last names like Einstein, Seinfeld, Rosenstein, Rabinowitz, and Goldberg.
  • They frequently claim to be victims of their own special category of racism called "anti-Semitism," usually when being punished for their own iniquity and misdeeds.
  • Their base of operations is the nation of Israel, a small Levantine gangster state in the Middle East on the Mediterranean coast.
If you still can't figure it out, I don't know what to tell you. Considering your propagation of heresy, you're probably one of them.

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