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Default Re: "Despite the Constant Negative Press Covfefe" - the True Meaning! - 05-31-2017, 05:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
President Trump has moved beyond the mortal realm of mundane worries. We were certain that the message would contain a Biblical message and after careful scrutiny we are happy to announce that is does!
Amen! Professor, this exciting revelation reminds me of a prophetic piece of news analysis I read in the blog The American Thinker. Responding to liberal accusations of madness, or just plane old buffoonery, blogger James Lewis recognizes that through all the seemingly incoherent communications, the Truth is easy to recognize if you're a True Christian™ and Truly love America!

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Donald Trump is suffering from a mental disorder, says [Washington Post op-ed writer] Mr. Will, which doesn't actually appear in the psychiatric manual, but it still makes him mad as a hatter.

What kind of madness affects Trump?

Apparently it's his evasion of grammatical sentences. It's syntactophobia, maybe, or dyslexia of the intellect. Or something.

Now, I happen to think that Trump's political jargon is a shrewd way to dodge the murderous hatred of our fair-minded media, the people Mr. Will spends his life with. We know they examine every syllable emerging from Trump's mouth, ready to draw blood as soon as they can distort and lie about something he says that is perfectly innocent.

Trump has developed an effective way to reach you and me. We understand his private code, which leaves liberals foaming at the mouth. They really don't get what he says – because, for one thing, they never listen to conservative talk radio. About half of American voters have listened to Limbaugh and all the others over decades, on and off, enough to get the basic language. Trump has to say only half a sentence, and we know how to fill in the rest.
(emphasis mine)

So there you have it! President Trump talks in a private code that is only decipherable by conservative Americans, which is to say, True Christians™! Oh sure, the liberals will say this amounts to the same thing as astrology, or reading tea leaves, or falling for any silly conspiracy theory - some people want to see confirmation of their beliefs so badly they see it in examples that are in reality vague and general enough to apply to anything. But we know this is the Divine Hand at work on the tongue of the President and ears of his faithful followers! We know because we have faith in a Mighty God!

Professor White, you've rendered this code wide open, and anyone with eyes who will see will See the Truth™!

Glory!

Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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