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Default Re: Requesting talk about LBC Sunday School. - 02-12-2019, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleReader2231 View Post
I would be more than happy accepting the position of care for screaming infants. I think having an opportunity such as this would help me escape my current preacher who refers to me as "Lolita". I still have no idea why he uses that name. If accepted I also have this idea to organize a group called, "LBC Teens on Fire for Jesus." Jesus tells me that having an event such as this is a sure FIRE (see what I did there? &#129325 way to get closer with God. I already know Mister Johnny Joe Hold would be on board to approve such an event if possible.
Indeed, BibleReader, I think your help putting up with little children and teens would be most appreciated. Parents at Landover Baptist so not like having their worship time distracted with children.

That your current pastor refers to you as Lolita is most interesting. Our Pastors would not do such a thing, though I'm certain they look forward to meeting you.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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