The final tally is in and as expected, Pastor Ezekiel Flint had the highest count in his log book. 1,629. His fiance, the every gracious and chaste Daisy Mae was a close second as 1,245. Being as no prizes are awarded for any count other than first and second, there is no need to mention anyone else.
A white pearlescent fully armored 2019 Escalade is being awarded to our eagle eyed Pastor and a pink pearlescent 2019 Escalade (with shopping bag holder) to our very own Daisy Mae.
Rumor has it, next year they will have matching Vanity plates 'The Flints'.
Please contact the LBC Dept. of Sanitation and Cleanliness© for any witch body removal, Be aware that anyone not a Platinum Tither® will be required to pay a $1.00/pound removal 'Gift to the Church', so drain and bag the witches! Please do not just leave them in a pile in the gutter outside your home.
What would visitors think? Those with sufficient land may dump the bodies in a trench. Do not forget about using lime!
So start stocking up on Ammo for next your, it could be your chance to win and win big!
A parting shot:
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.