Re: Simple hunting recipes that even men can cook! -
01-13-2019, 09:06 PM
Cranky, I feel for your plight and would like to offer some assistance. You see, I know a female person who will come to your home, cook, clean, give you baths, even do your shopping for you. All this while remaining completely quiet. Her name is Jing and she hails from China. She is honest, hard working, and lives in your area. Just say the word and I'll fix it up.
She doesn't like loud noises so you'd have to keep her locked in if you went to do target practice. Some noise cancelling headphones would probably do the trick.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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