To compliment
Bible Fight, the game offered by Reverent Osborne, I would like to share a game first brought to my attention by my young friend Gabe Asher.
Kill The Faggot is an action packed first person shooter where you, a righteous Christian, exorcize you first and second amendment rights while ridding the world of disease-bearing faggots.
The object of the game is simple; shoot as many homers as you can in one minute. You get 100 points for each fanny bandit you cap, and 150 points for each tranny trap. This makes sense, as not only has the tranny decided to be gay, they are double abominations for spitting on God's law against cross dressing in Deuteronomy 22:5.
The player is aided with visual and audio clues. For example, the homers wear pink shirts and say things like
Can I put my wiener in your butt? and
Whoops. I just dropped the soap like they do in real life.
For each successful kill, the player is rewarded with inspirational messages such as
Fag down! and
AIDS carrier eliminated. The player is penalized for shooting normal people, because they might be Christians.
Kill The Faggot is an educational game suitable for all ages. I give this game 4 & 1/2 Glories.