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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
There are even fewer in the Godless wastes of Syria, Brother Larry! Will nobody think of our brave American War Horses, suffering the torment of gritty teeth from all that filthy sand?
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Sister Joanna,
It's just like you to think of the war horses; I just knew you were interested in animalistic things. But let's think of the carriage horses here in Manhattan; the tourist industry is boosted by those expensive rides through and around Central Park. We have people engaged in cleaning the streets of horse manure - and if the horses aren't running because of poor dental health, I can't help but think the terrorists win yet again. Besides, it's all dirty and nasty and dangerous in Syria and I don't have a thing to wear in that kind of climate. Yes, it just seems the manly, True Christian™ thing to do to stay here in God's favorite country, waiting for His soon return (and Tommy's soon return).
May God bless you, Sister, and may He bless the food you prepare today for your loving husband (you know, the one who can't seem to stay out of my business...was this HIS idea?)
BrotherLarry