[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari

In a meeting with the acceptance committee I informed them that the racist policy that excludes high school dropouts and felons will always keep their university from obtaining enough Black students for proper diversity but they replied with white nonsense about liability and things like that.

This is all very interesting, and you should write it down somewhere – here is probably not the place.

It was clear to me that they were more interested in upholding white privilege than addressing the racist injustice that has held the Black man down for 400 years.

Did you at all consider the possibility that the Darkie has a reputation for seducing young, nubile and foolish, white women? I ask as research tells me that the University of Wisconsin agreed to take women as an aid to equality – however, this equality came at a price: no other minority could force entry and thus endanger that original equality.

Now that they have lost Trevor McGregor the student body has taken steps to avoid the loss of the other Black student. They are now demanding free tuition and all fees and the elimination of testing requirements for Black students.

I would encourage all your type to also insist that there is no need to attend lectures or take examinations. I for one would be pleased to see a situation in which there were no need for Darkies to be on campus.

Also there is to be free room and board for Black students including former inmates.

Would you accept a free room outside the state? Say somewhere in Detroit?

I am very proud to have assisted this racist American institution to see the error of their ways.

Rather like Jesus, your work is not yet done. A pro-tip is to ask for far more than any sane person would grant you, and then work on an advantageous compromise.

It is still too cold in Wisconsin though and they did not say anything about that.

Shameful – especially when it would be so difficult for you to Goole “Wisconsin in winter”.

Also there was no mention of the reparations which are owed to the Black man but we will get to our goals one step at a time.

As Jamaica is a British Colony, you might want this address:
The Rt. Hon. Theresa May
10 Downing Street
London
UK.