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Originally Posted by M. Mansfield, MD
Brother Bathfire,
Are you certain this meter works properly? It was exhibiting unusually high reactions when I sat close to it. Surely there needs to be some calibration of the instrument or something.
However: according to Pastor, my sons are completely heterosexual. I am pleased that my eldest, Blake, has a new mentor from Pacifica, a man he calls "FM." This True Christian™ man has been chatting online with Blake, showing him the ways that a young boy can get closer to God. As a father, I am grateful that this person reinforces the Godly, masculine example that I have always beaten into my son. (He can take the belt buckle I bought at a medical convention in Texas on his bare behind without wincing, now! I wept the first time it happened).
But again, Brother Bathfire - I urge you to check that meter - lest you make a false diagnosis and someone is bashed without good cause.
Yours in Our Savior,
Doc
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It might be you have a queer negro sneaking around your property. I wouldn't use the meter at night because queer negros are practically invisible at night so there's no way to know if the reading is accurate.