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Default Saving a Republican Senator in Iowa - 03-13-2018, 02:48 PM
My apologies to citizens of Freehold for not answering some phone calls the past few days. I've been up at the Capital working to save the career of Republican Senator Billy Dix from Shell Rock.

Some jerk video recorded Billy in the Des Moines Waveland Bar a few weeks ago. Billy had had a tough day in the State Senate working to cut school lunch money and he was enjoying a few beers. He spotted a beautiful lobbyist he knew from down at the Capital. They visited Billy accidentally kissed the lobbyist. The unauthorized video got show all over Iowa.

I called Billy's wife on their farm up in Shell Rock and told her it is all a mistake. She said she and the their three teenagers are struggling to keep the farm going.

Then I went to work to save Billy's political career. I have to admit some Republicans are unreasonable. The women Republicans are mad because Billy spearheaded a Republican effort against sexual harassment. The men Republicans are mad a Billy for getting caught. I had to let them take Billy's Senate Majority Leader and he resigned from the Senate. I tell them Billy has been at the forefront of all the Christian legislation they have passed, anti gay and anti abortion. Hopefully I can smooth over things with the voters up in Shell Rock and he can run again.

I should be back in the Mayor's office soon.

https://www.desmoinesregister.com/st...bar/417333002/

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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