Re: The Christian guide to TORTURING your children -
11-20-2013, 12:13 PM
Wonderfull guide, Cranky.
By the way, there is a wonderfull instrument to educate the teens invented by a True Christian™ and a American Sanford Baker called "tramp chair". Yes, I agree, the name needs more work, but, the device works wonders. And the best part, you can even build it in your own back yard or, because of those hippy liberals, can be build it on a wheeled platform to be moved around. Put your teen in that metal cage somewhere in the woods for a few days and there you go, a lesson and no marks what so ever for those darn liberals to notice.
1 Timothy 2:12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Ephesians 5:22 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.
Ephesians 6:17 And take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God
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