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Default Re: Christian penis enlargment? Can penis enlargement be Christia - 05-08-2010, 02:50 AM
Don't worry, I m not looking at the screen, only at my keyboard. As an anthropologist, I should tell you that larger scrotums. not larger penese or penises or whatever serve God. The larger the teabag, the stronger the tea, so to speak. "Stronger" tea means more tadpoles for Christ per fluid ounce. That's all you need to know to serve God while stumbling along, in the dark, doing your part for the furtherence of the True Christian Race.

I will back out of the forum slowly with my eyes averted.

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