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Default Re: Valentine's Day: Christian Custom? -- or Pagan Holiday? - 02-07-2012, 05:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda View Post
You speak the LORD'S honest truth, brother. This is why my precious children will never go to the public schools. With their Gay Agenda, they make a huge deal of this day and have lots of sweets to share (to condition the children to feel good when thinking about doing gay things).
It is best that one's rectum be hermetically sealed shut with all one's might every moment of every day, except when moving one's bowels or praying. One wouldn't want the Holy Spirit to feel unwelcome in any part of one.

On Valentine's Day I am not even going to move my bowels. In fact, I am just going to stay in my prayer closet all day so I don't get raped.

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