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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
I rebuke your advances toward me, in the name of Jesus Christ! You are in dire need of some serious prayer, harlot in heat. If there is anyone who is in need of having the Word of Jesus Christ washed all over, it's you!
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Hey, I was pointing out that I USED to be attractive. What little self-esteem I have left is dedicated to reminding me NOT to throw myself at younger, prettier men.
I wish I could claim a godly spirit for my lack of temptability ( is that even a word? ) but the fact is that I am no temptation to a fine Christian man such as yourself. Still, I will pray for you; just in case you are in danger of being seduced by my wit and facility in the use of semicolons.
Most Respectfully Yours,
Handmaiden