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Default Re: Electric dog collar för my disobedient wife - 01-13-2013, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by DrZoidberg View Post
Thanks for the advice. Yes, Russians are very dumb. Poor understanding of God's favourite language. She can only read her native primitive language... They don't even have proper letters.

But I'm confident I'll be able to keep her slim, since I controll what she's allowed to eat.

A good thing about the solar panel is that it'll be an effective way of keeping her indoors, since whenever she's outdoors too much she'll get a shock. I'll think about that.

Good that you warned me about Russian women's ability to enjoy electrical shocks sexually. Makes sense. It's a perverted and depraved people. Maybe if I jack the shocks up to max it'll be too painful for her to ever develop tolerance?
That Russian against the yellow background. Did you spot the intensity adjustment clipped to the waistband? It's just there so you can see it and the dial, she said, instantly adjusts Mrs Zoidberg's maximum decibel output (after which she get some voltage to the kidneys); obviously she would not have access to that herself.

I was not offering advice as such, Mr Zoid - just relaying those comments since I happened to meet them last night. Or this morning.
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