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Originally Posted by Roper Crossburn
This is my damn Christmas album. Comes out a week before Christmas, got two Christmas songs on it. One of 'em's about the Baby Jesus and the other's about what would happen if Santa came down my chimney and tried to cram his prick up my ass, and what happens is I fill his skull up with lead.
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It Arrived! I shall send it C/O Landover Baptist Church?
Side One
01. Spit Your Love Up On My Soul, Baby Jesus.
02. Don't Touch My Hole Santa (This Chimney Ain't Made For You)
03. Filled Santa Full Of Led, Now He's Dead.
04. I Painted My Fireplace Red For Christmas.
05. Hypothetically (Is This Bad?)
Side Two
01. Hangin' His Balls On A Tree (Feeding The Rest To The Dog)
02. I Tunes (My Guitar for Jesus)
03. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Rapture
04. 48 Gifts Hidden In The Trees (Might be 49 But My Recollection Is Blurred Because The Eggnog Was Strong, Just Get In The Car Already Little Girl, Or You Don't Get A Present. Oh You're Mexican, Get Outta My Car)
05. Look At My Son, Young Lady (Good Night)