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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Well, I tried to teach her how to cook, but she set the house on fire boiling eggs. What would happen if she attempted toast? 
Did I mention she's an Eskimo?
One has to accept the limitations of your spouse when you marry the profoundly retarded. |
Just make sure she knows what a failure she is and how little she means to you. In order to be a compassionate husband you must make sure your wife knows her place!