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Default Re: How To Quit Peeing and Pooping In 7 Easy Steps! - 07-18-2014, 02:30 PM

Some people will say: I can't stop, I haven't hit rock bottom yet." This is a bad excuse. Start by hitting your bottom with a rock, if that's what you are thinking.

Remember: nothing changes if nothing changes. Just stopping without truly submitting to your Higher Power - the Baby Jesus - will just turn you into a dry pooper. You can only keep this up for so long, and then the floodgates will open. Believing is key. Believe, and your body will start to absorb your filth. To the point where you completely abstain and you no longer feel the urge.

Yes, your breath may start to have a hint of unpleasant odour, but since most True Christians will be in the same position, they will hardly notice.

Personally, I have been clean for 3 weeks now, and it feels like I'm reborn again, again.


Psalm 81:10:
I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.
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