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Ezekiel Bathfire
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Re: Please pray my five sons aren't gay -
04-25-2014, 11:40 PM
You will probably be aided by this patented "Gaydar Meter". As you will see the needle is quietly settled at "Normal". However, should there be a "gay" within 10 yards, the meter will start to react:
Also works for the unborn child.
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