My eldest boy, Dennis Jr., is in the market for a housemaid and fetus incubator. I've pounded the Bible into him since before he was born, so I can assure you he's a good boy. He's between jobs right now, but should have a source of income soon if the Podunk area Burger King calls him back for an interview. It's been five weeks, that call should be coming any time soon.
Here's the best picture of him I could find (professionally taken):
He was hoping to move into his wife's home instead of the other way around, and he has some residency requirements to be aware of. Your home isn't located within 1,000 feet of public parks, schools, or daycare centers is it?
Please contact me if you're interested!!