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Default Re: Rev. Jim's "Ladies of the Lord" FREE Bible Study for Young Wo - 08-14-2009, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Levi Jones View Post
Pastor, may I be part of your Holy Entourage? I'm rather good at negotiating and finding things and sinner women in strange cities.

I could start the paperwork on getting my liquor license for your suite/apartment in Dubai.
Well Levi, I may have some work cut out for you. I am in need of a chaffeur, after having let go my faithful negro servant, Jupiter. Can you handle a stretch Escalade? Are you good at cleaning stains out of the waterbed I have in the back? (Sometimes I spill some sauce when I'm eating and the limo hits a bump in the road)

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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
Rev,

One just has to admire your willingness and endurance in wrestling with Satan.

The Rest of You; Me and Brother Leroy were doing security detail on one of Rev Jim's bible studies for woman session. And this one young lady was just full of Satan's demons. You should have seen her, she came in in these fishnet stocking and all this make up, just sassy as can be. But Rev Jim was up to the task Jesus set for him with her. It was amazing; Rev Jim spent 48 hours strait in that hotel room prayer with her! Never left it once. All me and Leroy could here was the occasional "Lord I am coming" and the woman screaming as the demon left her.

I have never seen faith like that in my life.
Ah yes, I remember that one especially, Brother Bobby-Joe! She truly came to me as a unsaved harlot for the Devil. She was really hard-work...kept me up all night trying to pound the Bible into her. It was also physically exhausting as well, since the tough conversions try both the spirit and body. The climax of the session was when I drenched her with baptismal water. That was enough for the demons to permanently leave her.

I understand she is coming back for a repeat visit in order not to backslide. If I may say so, I'm very good at helping women who are tempted to backslide. The Love of Jesus can penetrate any closed soul.

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My four daughters want to come but they are too young. Next December 9th, the eldest, Carol, will be 18, perhaps we could send her there after the new year. She'll have to work out a deal with the rest of the kids to take over her chores for the weekend.

Here is Jessica, she'll be 18 come Next August 3rd.

Brother James, I can see in young Jessica's eyes that she yearns deeply and passionately for the Lord. You have no idea how badly I want to minister to her right now, but she is 17, but I don't want to get into any legal trouble as my ministry requires an age-of-consent.

I can help this young cowgirl straddle herself into understanding God's Word® and ride herself to eternal Salvation®. She'll be buckin' and yelling "yee-haw" for the Lord!



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