I would also like to repent of some things I said which I didn't mean. Like when I mentioned the liberal misinterpretation regarding Jesus warning us about "false prophets": (Matthew 7:15–23, Matthew 24:10-20).
I flippantly said that if we're willing to vote for someone who follows a false prophet, we might as well save time and get straight to voting for a muslim. Then I suggested some of my business partners in Saudi Arabia who I would prefer.
However, on closer reading, the Holy Spirit came to me and told me that Jesus was saying there will be many "false PRODUCTS", which means He predicted today's deluge of bootleg merchandise. See, the Bible predicts EVERYTHING!
Also, ladies, those Gucci handbags have to be actual Gucci. We will be inspecting.