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Default JFK Assassination: What Really Happened - 04-08-2010, 12:06 PM



The assassination of John F. Kennedy is an open and shut case, but for some reason it has generated a tremendous amount of speculation and controversy. Some put forward that it was the dirty work of Lyndon Johnson, others implicate the CIA or the FBI, and still others believe the Mafia was responsible.

All of these notions are preposterous. But did Oswald act alone? Of course not. That is equally laughable. There is no way Oswald could have fired more than one bullet in the time frame in which Kennedy was killed. That would have been impossible.

The answer is simple, folks. God did it. The Lord simply could not tolerate a dirty, liberal Catholic being in charge of His favorite country, so He smote JFK. How? There are two possible explanations. He guided a single bullet from Oswald's rifle to do the job. The Magic Bullet Theory entails one bullet delivering all of the nonfatal wounds, as seen below.



I contend that the bullet did all of the above, but then it reversed its trajectory and went through Kennedy's head. All things are possible through God Almighty. Another plausibility is that our Heavenly Father guided the bullet as seen in the diagram above, and then essentially said "screw it" and simply made the Catholic adulterer's head explode.

Jackie Kennedy, who was otherwise contemptible, did her womanly duty and immediately started cleaning up the mess.



That's what happened. Case closed.
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