Quote:
Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Dear Pervert;
You are no more a Christian than I am the King of Spain. The Holy Bible clearly states that you cannot engage in sexural perversions and count yourself among the Saved©.
This is a Christian forum. Why are you here?
YIC,
--Pastor Ezekiel
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Such a warrior for Christ you are, Zeke!
Even though you aren't King of Spain, you could be. Your ability to discern the meat of the subject and then come up against it, strong and proud, never stopping until you come up satisfied; it makes you qualified to undertake anything. I hope you got the special pie I sent back to your study after service this morning. I attached an invitation to it. Please come.
On my knees waiting for the 2nd coming,
NRL
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