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Default Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! - 08-27-2013, 02:55 AM

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Dear all the lovely (pitiful) Christians (baboons with no potential for any sort of real life) who use this wonderful (atrocious, horrificly idiotic) website, i would like to kindly (hatefully) like to ask you to simply, piffle OFF. it takes a perverted mind to think of all the sexual innuendos you guys come up with, i play a lot of the games mentioned such as tf2 and others, and portal is one of the best things i have spent my time on, it is a genius game and includes my favorite thing, SCIENCE, why dont you take that word and shove it into you guy's thick skulls huh? So much for your stupid, pitiful, hopeless, worthless god, the floating stalker you guys imagine? this god tells you to love your neighbor but hates everybody except homophobic, white, kid beating, daughter raping, god gaping, MOTHERpiffleING IDIOTIC, STUPID, WORTHLESS SCUMBAG CHRISTIANS. you are all, ALL, idiotic, how stupid does someone have to be to believe that god will save us, this "god" is a figment of your imagination, he doesnt exist, we all got to this point through EVOLUTION, nobody just threw us down here, we started being microorganisms, then organisms, the small things, then mammals, then we evolved more and more, losing the tail, standing upright, becoming homosapians. your whole "god" theory is out of whack, yes i am atheist, i am because im not an IDIOT. and the whole thing about gays "oh the gays are horrible, they should be killed, its not natural" it is perfectly natural, some animals mate with the same sex more than with the opposite, this is jesus right here , yep thats him, here one more , your jesus wanders through the desert and gets stabbed through the hand, and you thank him, you are all idiots.
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Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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