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Default Re: Pray for Our Lord to smite this British phone company - 10-22-2013, 07:36 AM

My company installed a new firewall, and Landover came up blocked in the category of "hate speech."

I went to the IT department and explained that there are a lot of people (atheists, racially exercised nigras, gaysexuals) who come to the site to persecute us, and their foul language probably triggered the filter.

The IT manager is a young man, 23, who shaves twice week and has long, blond hair in a pony tail. I have always objected to this as 1 Corinthians 11:14 tells us that a man should cut his hair. He was not terribly receptive to my arguments at the beginning, but I leaned forward, put my hands on his knees, looked him straight in the blue/green eyes and said "Years ago, I was a fornicator, pornicator, and fellator. But I met a True Christian one day who said to me 'You have a God shaped hole in your heart and only Jesus can fill it.' And without my Landover forum, I feel that same emptiness. I need you to fill my hole."

At that moment, I dropped to me knees and raised my hands in prayer. James 3:5 occurred to my mind so knew my actions would be persuasive, and he was touched, and within mere moments he came to my point of view. He thus unblocked the site and here I am, ministering to the faithful and the unfaithful alike.

Now, if I could just get him to cut his hair, as Jesus commands.....


"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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