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Originally Posted by vigvste
Before I start let me say that I am Icelandic, religious and a confirmed member of the Church of Iceland (Lutherism).
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Good! Formulating your problems is the first step to a solution.
We are nothing like Hitler. The Bible doesn't order us to kill Jews, so we don't. All we do is derived from the
entire Holy Bible (a concept wasted on Lutherism since they only pick the fluffy parts of the Bible). Actually our excellent staff of lawyers are all Jews.
That you pretend to have a girlfriend does not make you less gay. But good news, homosexuality can be cured! Just pray to Jesus Christ and burn that gay computer.
Why do you relate everything to Hitler? That seems unhealthy to me. You are aware Hitler was a very bad person I hope?
Some scripture from the Holy Bible:
How little we care about your insults: Matthew 5:10 "Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven."
Why you need to read the entire Bible: 2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
Why you should stop being gay: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."
How you should treat your wife (once you really get one): 1 Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Why we have to be blunt to you to save your soul: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Why it is very important to avoid hell (you are heading straight for it at the moment): Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched"