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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Unfortunately, dear, even Freehold has its share of less-than-desirable elements, which have somehow slipped through the cracks.
It seems that a certain barren old rag has just realized that Jesus plans to send her to Hell (1 Timothy 2:15), and she is so desperate to get pregnant, that she is throwing herself at every man she sees. (Yes, that includes smelly homeless bums outside of town, and I'm told that she's been seen with some tranvestites and transsexuals - she obviously knows nothing about biology, poor thing). She has also ben known to try to wreck several Godly Christian marriages, but there have been no takers, so far.
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My Precious, Devoted, Beloved Basilass,
I'm not sure where you got your information, but Freehold most certainly does NOT have cracks in its gates. Those of us calling Freehold home are well-protected by not only those gates, but a police force, security patrols, Christ's K-9's, and several undercover agents. It keeps out the riff raff quite nicely. Do you truly think Pastor Ezekiel or Mayor Hold (Kisses, Johnnie-kins) would allow our beloved town to fall in the way you describe?
Jesus Himself associated with whores, fornicators, publicans, and other groups with which you are familiar, dear. Are you going to stone Jesus for that? Has His temporary death and resurrection been in vain? Yes, I reach out to sin-sick souls and offer love, compassion, and pie. It is out of my desire to reach everyone I can with Christ's simple - very simple - message that I am often found in less-desirable parts of Des Moines, Detroit, and even (shudder) San Francisco. But I have been able to add to the numbers of God's choir, His redeemed, His faithful. GLORY!
Dear, I am so sorry you couldn't make the housewarming today. I have to get back to the party - there are SO many people here today. We'll think of you now and then as we eat ladyfingers and fresh tuna.
Hugs, my dear friend.
NRL