[Cranky Old Man]

Originally Posted by BelieverInGod

Personally I think pong and Tetris were okay in small doses

Both these games should be avoided at all cost! Pong was designed by hippies and Tetris is even worse! Tetris is unwinable, you can only put off your inevitable defeat. Tetris was originally created in 1985 in the Soviet Union, where the Atheist government taught everyone that there is nothing but a bleak, pointless existence followed by death with no chance for Salvation®. The game was named Tetris in mockery of the Trinity by adding a fourth element, The Communist State, to The Father, The Son, and The Holy Ghost. This is also why all Tetris blocks consist of 4 elements!