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Smile Valentine's Day cards for the racially challenged - 01-31-2013, 03:33 PM

So, Valentine's Day is coming up, which I hear (from other people) is a very unpleasant day to be ugly and unlovable (or so I hear from other people). It must be a lonely day for the negresses and squaws and so on.

So, sometimes a little charity love is in order. Like in the Song Of Solomon, where King Solomon takes pity of a racially-challenged woman who says:

Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: Song of Solomon 1:6

Hey, we can always turn the lights out. As a white/attractive person it's my cross to bear.

Anyway, here are some handy Valentine's Day cards for all you charitable souls to use.

If you're curious about a brown sugar booty call, have a taste for dark meat, or have full-blown Jungle Fever:






Or if you're into squaws:



There's also Rice Paddy fever:



(So that's why there's billions of them - lots of infidelity.)


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