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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
I dispatched people to work on your place as soon as I heard about the damage, Pastor Zeke. I hope you will be patient as we try to work through this.
Knowing how much you dislike songbirds, we had crews at your place taking down nests while you were gone. Because of your dislike of dandelions we had to spray you lawn often with the weed killer, 2-4 D.
All this involved hiring Mexicans because they can tolerate the chemicals and bird dung. They might have been a little too enthusiastic and caused some damage.
So glad to have you back fighting sin here in Iowa.
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Mayor, I'm expecting you at 11pm sharp tonight! Bring along your 12-yo Miss. M. Rotschild and the 15-yo Mr. C. Lafite so we can deflower them and compare the bouquets. I've got some Left Behind blu-rays starring Brother Cameron that we can watch while we sample your cellar and - hopefully - sort this mess out.
Be there.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)