My nephew immigrated to the Netherlands and now lives just outside Amsterdam, all because some godless floozy enticed him to take part in shooting marywanna in his veins as they fornicate outside the bonds of Holy One Man One Woman Wedlock.
My concern is that he may be seduced by a Dutchman since homers over there probably look different than American homers. Worse, if this non-Christian whore with whom he is shacking up tries to suggest marriage, I fear his soul will be damned forever. (Does God hate the Dutch?)
In an email message to me he stated, "I have never been in a place where free-thought and hedonism were so abundant." His apartment is over a bookstore where he says they sell "All kinds of hot porno and the gay guy that runs the place owns the whole building." So his landlord is a homer. I wouldn't be surprised if his floozy girlfriend is one of those bipolars that have sex no matter the gender.
If anyone here lives near Amsterdam I may be willing to pay you to kidnap him and get him back to the safety of the United States. I have about five bucks; surely that would be sufficient reimbursement.
If my fears are unjustified, I ask that you encourage me now so that I don't worry about him. Bless you, brothers and sisters, for your expected concern.