October 9th:
We've known it all along - now a high-ranking general confirms it - phone sex is a threat to American security!
US Soldier's 'Phone Sex' Intercepted, Shared
Faulk says he and others in his section of the NSA facility at Fort Gordon routinely shared salacious or tantalizing phone calls that had been intercepted, alerting office mates to certain time codes of "cuts" that were available on each operator's computer.
"Hey, check this out," Faulk says he would be told, "there's good phone sex or there's some pillow talk, pull up this call, it's really funny, go check it out. It would be some colonel making pillow talk and we would say, 'Wow, this was crazy'," Faulk told ABC News.
In testimony before Congress, then-NSA director Gen. Michael Hayden, now director of the CIA, said private conversations of Americans are not intercepted.
"It's not for the heck of it. We are narrowly focused and drilled on protecting the nation against al Qaeda and those organizations who are affiliated with it," Gen. Hayden testified.
As a long-time studier of the evils of Big Phone Sex, I have no doubt that all those weird moans are actually coded messages from Al Queda. I'm sure with enough studying, we'll be able to find out what those codes mean. For example "wrong hole, daddy!" means "target golf and country clubs" and "No! Stop! Harder!" means "attack atargets of opportunity". Of course I'll need to do more research to confirm this.
And it's not just the phone sex industry in bed with Al Queda - so is the Red Cross and Doctors without Borders!
NSA awarded Adrienne Kinne a NSA Joint Service Achievement Medal in 2003 at the same time she says she was listening to hundreds of private conversations between Americans, including many from the International Red Cross and Doctors without Borders.
"We knew they were working for these aid organizations," Kinne told ABC News. "They were identified in our systems as 'belongs to the International Red Cross' and all these other organizations. And yet, instead of blocking these phone numbers we continued to collect on them," she told ABC News.