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Default Almost 24 and Unmarried - 01-20-2014, 09:28 PM

Sisters in Christ,

Those of you that have been fortunate enough to have a husband will never understand my grief at nearing the age of 24 and still living at home with Mother and Father. The only thing that soothes my soul is the pending application I have at Leviticus Landing for the condo my parents will inhabit while I complete the application process for Apostles Park Court (is the 24 page form really necessary?). Well, that and this luscious peach pie I made for the Men's Fellowship meeting tomorrow morning. I don't know why they want me to wear the French Maid outfit they purchased for me to serve it, but who am I to question the fine men of the church?

Pastor Ezekiel, since Father continues to deny permission for any suitor thus far, is it Biblical for you to choose someone for me? I don't want to live my life alone, but if it is meant for me to be a purveyor of pie and live in Freehold on my own, I shall do so. I know I can do a great service for the men of Landover in that way. I also don't want just "anyone."

Pray with me, ladies, that Jesus sends someone into my life soon. If He does not, by 25 I am most certainly assured an Old Maid's title, wouldn't you think? Oh, PLEASE, Leviticus Landing, come through for me.

Darn slow Joo lawyers. I apologize for saying the "D" word.

Oh, and if anyone can contact Vavoline, I would like to speak to her about being a caregiver for Mother and Father. I could provide housing in the condo and an appropriate salary.

NRL


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