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Default Re: New Management Enters Naomi's Moist Pie - 06-01-2014, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
This is great news. I missed your pie over the past few weeks and look forwards to getting my hands on it again, soon. I do worry that your current advertising campaign is a little lacking: have you concidered billboard advertising?

I'm sure the sight of your pie 10' by 16' on the drive home would be an enduring image.

YIC
Dearest Brother Niles,
I owe you my mental health and will be forever grateful for the many nights you spent with me during my recent "voyage". During those "travels," I was able to become a stronger individual in JESUS, and yet your counseling touched me deeply, in places no one else has ever reached. I highly recommend you to any person in need of opening up (to God) and release (of the Holy Spirit to others). I still recall that special advice: "Sister, simply breathe in and let God take over."

We are praying about advertising, Dr. Niles, and the Lord has brought us a marketing specialist that loves the Lord. He has taken many photos during his visits. I will send them to you for your recommendations. I want YOU to be the one to decide which photo most accurately represents the product and glorifies God in every way. Hallelujah.

Again, my thanks for your wisdom, knowledge, and special abilities. Anyone under your caring presence will come away satisfied and refreshed. Glory!

Your Sister in the Lord,
NRL

PS: I look forward to your next personal counseling session during your upcoming Symposium on Observation of the Adolescent Male. I can arrange my schedule to fit yours. Anytime.


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